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Netflix signs 4-film deal with Adam Sandler

The Hollywood ReporterNetflix has signed a deal to make four feature films with Adam Sandler. The films will star and be produced by the comedian and will premier exclusively on the streaming service.

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purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

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livingyoungwildandfit:

girilla-warfare:

Are you fucking kidding me

People are capable of doing this and I can’t even drink from a cup without spilling some on my boobs

Reblogging for both the awesome gif and the awesome comment.

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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creaseintime:

are you ready to get

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creaseintime:

SPOOKY

*Spoopy

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